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i have written a fan theme (and iterated on it at least 5 times) for the fictional in-universe “thunder gun” franchise of IASIP. i wanted to try to nail that campy B-movie terminator vibe that i feel it has. i wanted it to be cheesy & corny but also a bop

i have it listed as “instrumental” cus i DO have lyrics, im just kind of a pussy and havent recorded em yet, i’ll post again when i DO have vocals recorded & mixed & shit. but yeah. hope u enjoy!

(ofc there’s some quotes from the sunny theme song, esp the outro, but i wanted it to mainly be my original writing)

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pangur-and-grim

oh brother 😔 I had this date a few years back with an autistic guy, where he was like “by the way, you’re autistic too,” and I was like “oh, haha, no I’m not!” and then he went through this listing of every diagnostic trait he’d noticed ending with “and you haven’t made eye contact with me ONCE!” while I sat there getting more and more furious.

in retrospect I think it was very funny, and I hope he’s doing well

thymesignature

Neither diagnosed nor undiagnosed but a secret third thing: peer reviewed.

autism i have peer reviewed autism lmao
chipadip
ghoulgay

i dont think i ever uploaded this but i just found it in my vid folder, titled ‘emmy’

gaydiohead

man sometimes i watch the eps and there’s so many funny things that i just sort of let all the jokes wash over me and don’t pay attention, and then when someone makes a video of just like one amazing scene i appreciate it so much more than when it was in the ep. this is like 100 times funnier to me now than when i saw it in the episode last.

don't talk out loud to me!!!! roger that.
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knottahooker

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you've got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don't want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don't tape your windows, it doesn't help and you'll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that's not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don't go in your attic. You'll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can't hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

ms-demeanor

What the fuck?

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???? WHAT???

Ngl, "tropical storm in death valley" was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don't attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don't attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you're in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you've got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

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